I too dabble in revisionist history. My favorite is to claim that the Irish were slaves in America.
You really should research it before laughing. The book White Cargo is a good place to start. There were a lot more then just black slaves in America, enough so that at one point black slaves were rarer and cost a lot more. Irish women were forced to breed with black men to produce more slaves that sold better, etc.
A couple of quick reads for you.
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2013/12/27/1265498/-The-slaves-that-time-forgot
http://www.irishcentral.com/roots/h...s-expert-john-martin-188645531-237793261.html