Well, sh-t fire and save matches...
It’s time to piss on the fire and call the dogs
I'll give you a Yankee dime for a glass of tea, etc.
He/ she ain't worth a Yankee dime.
He/ she ain't worth a Yankee dime.
Damn dog don’t know come from sick ‘em
Happier than a two peckered billy goat
Happier than a two peckered billy goat
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After a Fart: He'd smile and say........... OHHHHHH when that dries up, it's shor gona itch.
Measure twice, cut once.
You have more problems that a math book.
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His father must have jerked off in a flower pot to get a blooming idiot like that.
Colder than a witches tit in a brass brassier on the shady side of an iceberg.
It’s like giving a flu shot to a dead man, it couldn’t hurt. Non PC was enema instead of flu shot.
It’s raining harder than a cow pissing off a 40 foot bluff onto a flat rock.
Army drill instructors comment, you will come back from overseas and find your girl just the way you left her, freshly F - - k’d.
If it was raining vaginas, I’d look up to see where they were all coming from and get hit in the eye with a dick.
She was so ugly she looked like a bouquet of assholes.
Colder than a witches tit in a brass brassier on the shady side of an iceberg.
It’s like giving a flu shot to a dead man, it couldn’t hurt. Non PC was enema instead of flu shot.
It’s raining harder than a cow pissing off a 40 foot bluff onto a flat rock.
Army drill instructors comment, you will come back from overseas and find your girl just the way you left her, freshly F - - k’d.
If it was raining vaginas, I’d look up to see where they were all coming from and get hit in the eye with a dick.
She was so ugly she looked like a bouquet of assholes.
Dang boy, you best check that for lumps
It ain't so much the heat, it's the humility. (Old man Jim Holt said that when I was a kid).
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