How about, " You can't have around with turds without getting **** on you!!"
I was helping an older guy when I was younger and he was trying to tell an engineer what we were working on wouldn’t work the way he drew it up the engineer said IF Sonny said IF? if grasshopper carried six guns black birds wouldn’t efff with them!!
Put some dirt on it.
My grandfather speaking about a young lady I was thinking about marrying years ago
" right now you may think its good enough to eat, but in a few years you'll wish you ate it"
As he aged "What I used to do all night now take me all night to do"
" right now you may think its good enough to eat, but in a few years you'll wish you ate it"
As he aged "What I used to do all night now take me all night to do"
"Huh", what'd you say?
That boy is so worthless his daddy should have shot that load in the milk bucket.
Dad (and myself) always couldn't stand it when a person wouldn't try to do something before throwing in the towel.
His saying.. caint is a haint that sits on the stairs to keep you from going anywhere.
Don't take any wooden nickels
Give a man a fish and feed him for a day.
Teach a man to fish and will have a reason to go to the lake and drink beer every weekend.
Call the dogs, kill the whiskey and piss on the fire; this coon hunt is over.
Sometimes it became, the whiskey is gone, call the fire and piss on the dogs; this hunt is done.
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