Don’t underestimate Joe’s ability to f**k it up.
…..,and “Little children should be seen and not heard.”; “An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.” and my own corollary, “An ounce of memory is worth a pound of looking around.”
If you’re sad “I’m feeling lower than a snake’s belly in a wagon rut”
When you're neck deep in poop, don't make waves.
Lower than a well digger's boot heel.
He doesn't know whether to poop, cry, or go blind.
Even a blind hog finds an acorn every now and then.
Lower than a well digger's boot heel.
He doesn't know whether to poop, cry, or go blind.
Even a blind hog finds an acorn every now and then.
Colder than a witches tit
You're worthless as tits on a boar hog.
If brains were gas, you wouldn't have enough to start a piss ants motorcycle
Shut the door boy, was you born in a barn
Smooth move exlax
My grandpa grew up in the strangest place, up hill everywhere he went, and always had knee deep snow?
I sure am glad that I don't live there
Shut the door boy, was you born in a barn
Smooth move exlax
My grandpa grew up in the strangest place, up hill everywhere he went, and always had knee deep snow?
I sure am glad that I don't live there
Never let your mouth write a check that your arse can't cash.
Don't let your alligator mouth turn around and bite your canary arse.
Don't let your alligator mouth turn around and bite your canary arse.
Opposite of what the Bible says about fishing.
In this world...
Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach him to fish...
Give a man a deer, you'll feed him for a month. Teach him to hunt, and either way, you'll bankrupt him for life.
In this world...
Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach him to fish...
Give a man a deer, you'll feed him for a month. Teach him to hunt, and either way, you'll bankrupt him for life.
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