Overheard at the gun counter....

[mightymouse]

"My sister needs a gun. I would buy her one, if you guys would take food stamps!"

 

[Snattlerake]

Yeah, but deer are required to be able to read and write English.

.

Racist!

 

[MacFromOK]

Yeah, but deer are required to be able to read and write English.

Racist!

Only if they're MIDDLE-AGED WHITE-tails...

 

[mightymouse]

"Is that a twenty-two rifle? Will it take down a bison?"

 

[mightymouse]

"Got any simmy, simmy bang-bangs? Drum roll please!"

 

[Glocker]

At a local gun store, older couple looking to buy their 1st gun for protection. Salesman trying to push a revolver on them says,

"Good thing about a revolver is you can turn it around and see if it's loaded,"

which he promptly showed them how to do, with
the barrel pointing between his little brainless eyes....

 

[mightymouse]

"I.D.? I, umm, lost mine yesterday. But I've memorized my driver's license number and my social security number and I can write them down for you."

 

[cal7.62x39]

"this TriStar shotgun (179$) is the best HD shotgun you can buy, because the forarm is spring loaded making it impossible to short stroke it and cause a jam of any sort. Perfect for high stress situations."

 

[jackary]

Only thing I have is a guy at Gander Mountain while I was killing time before a work meeting down in Texas didn’t know how to install a barrel and forend on a benelli shotgun. Also over heard a gun counter sales guy telling a presumably first time gun buyer that 22lr is the best defensive round there is also at a Gander Mountain.

 

[jstaylor62]

About 30 years ago, my brother had a gun booth at Old Paris Flea Market. We still laugh at some of the things we heard customers say ... but one of my favorites ...

We had a Remington 870 12 GA that came with an extra barrel. While the guy was looking at it, we told him it also had an extra barrel available. So he turns to his buddy and says ... Man! That would look bad with two barrels!