Wow!!! All I can say is "Bravo".
That was too good...maybe just a little too good....hmm.
That was found on another board from him, i just changed some of the wording.
That was found on another board from him, i just changed some of the wording.
That is the one I was looking for!!!!!!!!! BRAVO!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't know whether this dude is funnier or your guys rendition of him.
Can't compete with all the creativity.
An acquaintance of mine was working in a law enforcement job when he happened onto a skunk. Late at night, very remote site, no one there but him. He got his personal .22 pistol and promptly managed to shoot himself in the thigh--grazing wound, but it bled considerably.
Jumps in his brand new car and heads for medical help. Takes a turn too fast and rolls it. He's not hurt (any worse than he already was). It's still the middle of the night, now in a fully rural setting with plowed fields between him and the nearest farmhouse with a light. The fields are wet to the point of boggy, but by the time he realized the shortcut was a bad idea he was committed.
Finally gets to the farmhouse, wakes the old folks who lived there, and can't convince them he's not a robber or the devil or some other bad thing. Being self sufficient, they won't even call the sheriff, just order him to leave. So he walks more than another mile to the next house, this time on the highway shoulder. Happily these folks were more reasonable and let him call for help.
Poor guy has had some terrible luck in his career. If anybody recognizes this story, let's keep him anonymous. Very nice guy, very effective officer, just had a bad night.
An acquaintance of mine was working in a law enforcement job when he happened onto a skunk. Late at night, very remote site, no one there but him. He got his personal .22 pistol and promptly managed to shoot himself in the thigh--grazing wound, but it bled considerably.
Jumps in his brand new car and heads for medical help. Takes a turn too fast and rolls it. He's not hurt (any worse than he already was). It's still the middle of the night, now in a fully rural setting with plowed fields between him and the nearest farmhouse with a light. The fields are wet to the point of boggy, but by the time he realized the shortcut was a bad idea he was committed.
Finally gets to the farmhouse, wakes the old folks who lived there, and can't convince them he's not a robber or the devil or some other bad thing. Being self sufficient, they won't even call the sheriff, just order him to leave. So he walks more than another mile to the next house, this time on the highway shoulder. Happily these folks were more reasonable and let him call for help.
Poor guy has had some terrible luck in his career. If anybody recognizes this story, let's keep him anonymous. Very nice guy, very effective officer, just had a bad night.
I must be like your dad. I have a .22 Marlin hanging on a nail between the air compressor and a work bench. Dillers, and ventilation holes in burn barrels is its main duty.
Ok here it goes. I had just come off duty at my job as a Top Flight Security Officer at a local casino. In the parking lot I noticed 2 men who were very suspicious and I assumed they were making a drug deal. As I got to my kia aka the brute beast I opened up the back door and pulled out my ar with jungle taped mags, suppressor and trijicon acog. I was locked and loaded and ready to roll. I also had my Glock 22 with a 22 round mag full of black talons and 6 more 22 round mags full of them hooked up on my outer carrier. As I approached the 2 perps silently using my navy seal training, they became spooked and took off in their Ferrari F12berlinetta. I immediately executed several barrel rolls to maintain secrecy and silence to hop into my kia. I caught up to the perps thanks to the nos tank and jet fuel intake I had installed last week. What happened next I still cannot believe. They started throwing various white powder substances from the car and one hit my windshield causing me to flip my kia 84 times and I ended up being ejected from the car but luckily due to my cat like reflexes and special forces training I landed on my feet on an overpass. During the pursuit I called the local authorities and the perps were caught red handed a half mile down the road. One of the ambulance crew members came to check me out and gave me an application to become a local emt/patrol officer. I leave for CLEET in a week and will go from their to medical school for my work as a medic. The mayor is also going to give me a key to the city and make me citizen of the year.
Why did this thread die? I was REALLY enjoying it. OR.... was I??????? HMMMMMmmmmmm????????
From what I understand, the people that brag about being a Seal are normally full of crap. I personally only know 1 Navy Seal, he has been one of my best friends for the last 6 years. I knew him for 2 years before he told me that he was a Seal, and the only reason I found out then is because we were out at a local bar, when some guy was claiming to be a Seal and was collecting donations for fallen Seals. Thats when my buddy told me that they do not become a Seal for the status symbol, he rarely talks about it with his civilian friends.
My grandfather is a Vietnam Veteran, he has only talked to me about some things that happened over there once, and that was when he gave me one of the Purple Hearts that he received. He wont talk to family about anything that happened over there. He goes to the VFW and the American Legion several times a week to be around other veterans.
My grandfather is a Vietnam Veteran, he has only talked to me about some things that happened over there once, and that was when he gave me one of the Purple Hearts that he received. He wont talk to family about anything that happened over there. He goes to the VFW and the American Legion several times a week to be around other veterans.
I wish I hung around on this forum more back when this guy was posting. Sounds like I missed out on some good stories.
Similar threads
