Questionable business names

[OKRuss]

In Canon City, CO, there's a chinese restaurant named Fu-King which always got a laugh when I saw it.

 

[bigred1]

Ive shipped wheels to a company called "Dirty Sanchez 4x4" before. That one will always stick in my memory.

Had to look that one up......gross

 

[SoonerP226]

Vape shop in Enid called "You Suck". Apparently not doing well. I'll bet they have no idea why

There's a "You Suck" vape shop next to the Beeline in Glenpool, in the strip mall north of 141st, IIRC. Their doors are still open, so I guess they're doing fine, though I can't say I've ever been in there.

 

[SoonerP226]

There is (or used to be) a dirty movie store on the south bank of the Red River at the I-35 bridge called DW's Adult Video (or some variation, but it started with "DW's"). Most every time I drove by it at night, the "D" was burned out (or at least off), so it always said it was "W's Adult Video."

This would've been during the early 2000s, during George "W" Bush's Presidency. I was never really sure if it was just a bad sign or a political statement...

 

[SoonerP226]

Cum and Go always cracked me up.

Is that any relation to the Kum & Go convenience stores, or something different?

 

[JD8]

Is that any relation to the Kum & Go convenience stores, or something different?

Sorry, misspelled the name, but yeah....

 

[ttown]

 

[turkeyrun]

When I was in HS, a young couple (Diana and Robert) opened a convenience store outside town, close to the airport.
Called it Rob & Di Quick Stop. Never knew of them being held up.

 

[Fyrtwuck]

One of the guys I used to work with had a plumbing business. He had business cards with the motto,

“A flush beats a full house”.

I always thought an appropriate name for a Convenience store would be “Stop and Rob”.

 

[StLPro2A]

Don't eat the sushi.... I do make it a point to stop at one of the first ones off of I44 when driving through Missouri. Fill up my gas tank there. Got the best mileage ever on 3 cars, a 2014 Mustang GT, a 2016 Explorer and a 2019 Mustang GT. The mileage was 2 mpg better at their stations than any other state. Possibly a long slope downhill when traveling north but I have never checked the elevations between fills.

Could the better mileage be because Missouri sucks????