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T34r1tUp

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this reminds me of an old lady that backed into my car and took out one of my headlights at 7-11. i dont know if she just didnt realize it or what. but she just threw it in drive and drove off casually while i was yelling at her. i jumped in the car and followed got the tags and model of the car. i was honking at her, drove beside her trying to get her attention with no success. she neither sped up or slowed down. finally i just said F-it and i drove back to the gas station and called police. Gave them the info. 5 months later and still no word my headlight is still broke.
 

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Some people never cease to amaze me.

In New Orleans we were walking back to the truck from baseball practice when a few guys pulled up mouthing how they were going to kick our white asses blah blah blah.
I just told them to go home.
There were 5 of them... but all 4 of us had baseball bats and 2 of us were carrying. It would have been ugly.

Then that night CJ actually got mugged while he was walking his dog. Well, sort of. CJ had just picked up the dog's **** with a bag when the guy got the drop on him. "Yo give me your--" CJ interrupted him by just shoving the open end of the bag of dog **** in the guy's face. He started gagging, said "thath nasty, you nasty, ****" and ran away.
Maybe that guy will choose another career.
 

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Some people never cease to amaze me.

In New Orleans we were walking back to the truck from baseball practice when a few guys pulled up mouthing how they were going to kick our white asses blah blah blah.
I just told them to go home.
There were 5 of them... but all 4 of us had baseball bats and 2 of us were carrying. It would have been ugly.

Then that night CJ actually got mugged while he was walking his dog. Well, sort of. CJ had just picked up the dog's **** with a bag when the guy got the drop on him. "Yo give me your--" CJ interrupted him by just shoving the open end of the bag of dog **** in the guy's face. He started gagging, said "thath nasty, you nasty, ****" and ran away.
Maybe that guy will choose another career.

That's the funniest thing I've heard in a long time!!!! lmfao!!!
 

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