Just tell her, fat girls can't run very fast.
Maybe you should turn the tables and offer it as a compliment...
Something like:
"Hey sis, I REALLY like the extra cushion for the pushin you got going on now. Before, you looked like a poor, starving, third world excuse for a lamppost but NOW... you hawt baby! I prefer my girls with more meat on their bones because then I don't have to fight off all the other dudes trying to snatch a piece of what's mine. Besides, it proves you know how to cook, right? Or at least you know how to suck down milkshakes and eat twinkies like a pro... either way I'm IN!"
See if that works for ya...
Oh and this thread is STILL worthless without pics.
Something like:
"Hey sis, I REALLY like the extra cushion for the pushin you got going on now. Before, you looked like a poor, starving, third world excuse for a lamppost but NOW... you hawt baby! I prefer my girls with more meat on their bones because then I don't have to fight off all the other dudes trying to snatch a piece of what's mine. Besides, it proves you know how to cook, right? Or at least you know how to suck down milkshakes and eat twinkies like a pro... either way I'm IN!"
See if that works for ya...
Oh and this thread is STILL worthless without pics.
No but she might touch him in his special place.
Still laughing over Big Bang Theory tonight.
I'm getting in on this late, but....
Yes. You should tell her she's getting fat. However, you must tell her in front of your wife.
1. It let makes your wife think you're not attracted to your sister in law. Although we all know you two are having wild monkey sex.
2. It gives your sister in law the chance to go off on you, thus reinforcing to your wife that you and your sister in law hate each other. Your sister in law can now relax a bit thinking it's safe.
3. You and your sister in law have a pre-arrange code that telling her she's getting fat really means "meet me at 'our' place" for more wild monkey sex.
You can't fool us. We're on to you.
(note to self....don't post on bourbon night.
)
Yes. You should tell her she's getting fat. However, you must tell her in front of your wife.
1. It let makes your wife think you're not attracted to your sister in law. Although we all know you two are having wild monkey sex.
2. It gives your sister in law the chance to go off on you, thus reinforcing to your wife that you and your sister in law hate each other. Your sister in law can now relax a bit thinking it's safe.
3. You and your sister in law have a pre-arrange code that telling her she's getting fat really means "meet me at 'our' place" for more wild monkey sex.
You can't fool us. We're on to you.
(note to self....don't post on bourbon night.
)
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Only if you upload it to youtube.
this is stupid. Tell your brother she is fat and go home and sleep with your wife.
Is this as long as the pot thread?
Did he ever post pictures?
Did he ever post pictures?
wold monkey sex....lol
no posts by OP since about 5 days after this thread was started
I'm starting to think that maybe he told her
I'm starting to think that maybe he told her
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