Should men wear Crocs?

[Justin]

I hate crocs. They may be comfy, but you damn sure won't catch me in a pair!

 

[Nanotech9]

I only wear Moccasins made from the bellies of rhinoceroses that have been killed with a knife.

Ok, i'm just kidding... I only wear Moccasins made from baby seals.

 

[AirMech74]

I used to give a friend of mine so much grief for wearing them...he wears them everywhere....even wore them to the gun range....I really tore into him then....but I eventually tried a pair on, and I gotta admit, they are pretty comfy. I bought a pair of camo ones...wear them when i'm out in the yard and such. Won't ever see me wear them to the range though!

 

[HiImSeth]

You guys are making me want to go buy a pair now. They'd be great for wearing to slip in and out of before/after a bicycle ride or something. Cycling shoes are no good for normal walking about or driving.

Are the knock-off Crocs as good as the originals?

 

[Deacon]

Jeezis, listen to yourselves!

BUY

FLIPFLOPS

Or your mancard will be temporarily suspended.

 

[badrinker]

Jeezis, listen to yourselves!

BUY

FLIPFLOPS

Or your mancard will be temporarily suspended.

Seriously Dude, flipflops are a whole lot less manly than Crocs!
Just say the names: Croc (odile)=manly. flipflop (is this possible to say in anything but a falsetto?)=never had a man card in the first place!

Guys are not supposed to have foreign objects stuck between ANY body parts, including toes.

Actually, now that I've been forced to think about it, ANY prolonged thought regarding footwear is less than manly.
Moderator: please delete my entire post!

 

[bulbboy]

You guys are making me want to go buy a pair now. They'd be great for wearing to slip in and out of before/after a bicycle ride or something. Cycling shoes are no good for normal walking about or driving.

Are the knock-off Crocs as good as the originals?

I use mine alot to and from the golf course before putting on the spikes.

 

[Deacon]

man, you can call them Ballistic tactical elite footwear for all I care, I ain't buyin.

Besides, "flipflops" is way better than their colloquial name "thongs".

 

[Slack One]

You're allowed to wear flipflops in two cases.

1) You're Jimmy Buffet and/or drinking with Jimmy Buffet.
2) You have long hair, a white russian, and people call you The Dude.

Otherwise, Jesus wore sandals, and that's good enough for me. Or something.

Edit to note: Crocs in size 12 make you look like you have the feet of a Smurf. Or you're going to go build a windmill and plant tulips.

 

[RyansFortyFives]

Flipflops are acceptable man wear, only if the construction is at least 90% leather. The only other acceptable sandal for a man to wear is the REEF brand flip flops with the whiskey flask in the heel and the bottle opener on the sole.