So, I've been summoned to DC

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And at the close of the meeting be sure to say "Beam me up Scotty, there is no intelligent life here." :D
 

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Here are a couple statements that might come in handy;

"I do not recall"

"I decline to answer based on my rights guaranteed under the 5th Amendment"

Or if you get really wound up and want to get famous you can ask the senate chairman;

"When you go to the mind-reader, do you get half price?"

If by some miracle you should get to address Nancy Pelosi-

My friend bet me I'd never find someone who looked like a pair of donkey testicles, dangled over a raging chemical fire, then doused in brine, scrambled in horse urine, and peppered with the sweepings from a rather large state fair. He owes me twenty bucks
 

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