So, I've been summoned to DC

[Oklahomabassin]

Blame it on Bush, and say I didn't promise it will happen quick, change will take time.

 

[Roadking Larry]

Of course you can always go with a classic comeback for some idiotic comment by a Senator

What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard.
Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.
May god have mercy on your soul.

 

[tm8634]

FYI, I work for the Department of Veterans Affairs......so I have no idea what they want with me.

have golf with the big "O" man...

 

[finnimus]

What's the committee you chaired? (If you are able to say)

 

[buckeye]

Re: So, I've been summoned to DC Well, if you have'nt been funding rebels in central america or buying questionable items for your secretary, you should be ok.

I thought you said, "...burying questionable items in your secretary...". Very Clinton-esqe of you.

Best wishes to the OP!

 

[Danny]

Don't forget to call that one biotch "ma'am" several times. Especially after she corrects you.

 

[djcorrell]

you dont own a few homes you forgot about do you?

 

[jarhead983]

Yeah, this makes sense, don't read the report or e-mail questions. Just put him on a plane, pay for a hotel and send a car for him to come up here and answer inane questions and let him sit through unrelated diatribes. I mean, it's not really our money after all.

 

[Shadowrider]

Of course you can always go with a classic comeback for some idiotic comment by a Senator

What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard.
Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.
May god have mercy on your soul.

I'd pay a hell of a lot of money to get a chance to say this, but I'm afraid I'd get on a roll and get tossed in a brig somewhere. But it would be soooooooo worth it!

 

[sabot_round]

Please!! Whatever you do or say... don't screw my VA benefits for me!!