Awful!!!! Just plain awful !!!! But I laughed anyways !
I KNOW! LOL I dated a fireman for a while and every night when we crawled into bed he would say "Why do firemen wear suspenders?" And I would say "Uhhhh ..." He would say "To hold their pants up!"
I dunno why I couldn't ever remember ... maybe it was because I had other things on my mind! WHAT??!!?!??!!?!? (I was young and frisky once too!! )
well badge bunny why was he wearing suspenders to bed ?!?
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I KNOW! LOL I dated a fireman for a while and every night when we crawled into bed he would say "Why do firemen wear red suspenders?" And I would say "Uhhhh ..." He would say "To hold their pants up!"
Your fireman messed up the joke. In its original format, back when the last of the dinosaurs were dying, it was as above.
LOL ... that was a joke just between us ...
Actually, I may have messed it up ... That was a LONG, LONG time ago ... In a completely different life than I live now ...
This one tickled a doctor friend of mine:
Doctor walks into a bar and orders a daiquiri.
Bartender brings it, and it has hickory nuts in it.
Doctor--"What the hell is this?"
Bartender--"It's a hickory daiquiri, Doc."
Doctor walks into a bar and orders a daiquiri.
Bartender brings it, and it has hickory nuts in it.
Doctor--"What the hell is this?"
Bartender--"It's a hickory daiquiri, Doc."
Lady walks into a clinic.
"Is this the clonic?"
"It's the clinic, lady."
"I wanna see an upturn!"
"You mean an intern. What seems to be the problem?"
"Oh, upturn-intern, clonic-clinic, I ain't demonstrated in three months and I'm afraid I'm stagnant!"
In memory of one of my best old friends, whose jokes were uniquely bad. I do miss him. One more of his:
How do you get down off an elephant?
You don't. You get down off a duck.
"Is this the clonic?"
"It's the clinic, lady."
"I wanna see an upturn!"
"You mean an intern. What seems to be the problem?"
"Oh, upturn-intern, clonic-clinic, I ain't demonstrated in three months and I'm afraid I'm stagnant!"
In memory of one of my best old friends, whose jokes were uniquely bad. I do miss him. One more of his:
How do you get down off an elephant?
You don't. You get down off a duck.
My Dad's jokes never made sense. He told them to watch other people and how they would respond. his favorite was ... Why did the chicken cross the road.
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