"My criminal minded wife" ... 🤨🤨

[El Pablo]

This comment is how I know your wife is cheating on you.

Well, I know it’s not you. She prefers men…..

 

[THAT Gurl]

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[O4L]

...Should I stop digging the grave out back, and go make him an apple pie and a cup of coffee and sit in the floor and rub his feet for him?

Yes

 

[THAT Gurl]

Yes

Well, I am no longer digging but he knows how to make his own coffee. Sara Lee will be along shortly with his pie.

 

[swampratt]

I read what you posted and read it again and again looking for what was said to get under your skin.

I suppose it is the pain you are in from the tree whooping on you.

I do not think he meant anything bad in the conversation just joking around.

It did get me to thinking though since that upset you a little.
You being married for a long time.

My thoughts are you guys do not fart around each other do you.
Try to run the other one out of the room or play turtle under the bed sheets.

 

[Big House]

I stay out of others marital bliss and blunders. I have my own.

 

[Angler2312]

I stay out of others marital bliss and blunders. I have my own.

Wisest of us all..........

 

[XYZ]

Get in the kitchen and make that poor man a sammich.

 

[TANSTAAFL]

Get in the kitchen and make that poor man a sammich.

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#12 or #29, this deserves a separate Thread, and yes my wife has made both those for me!

 

[TANSTAAFL]

When discussing anything with my wife, inflammatory language never works with her or me.