One time...ONE TIME, I asked the wife what the white and brown stuff was on the biscuits. She said it was sausage gravy. I don't get sausage gravy anymore unless I fix it. That was 23 years ago.
Rotflmao! He had a girlfriend for that!
(I kid, I kid ... I am STILL aghast that he would "accuse" me of being "criminally minded" after all these years!
Why, I am pure as the driven snow. Minded, that is ... 
)That it does! There are some GOOD looking sammiches on that list. Seems like a good starting point to solve a lot of the world's problems.
Oh my ... "Inflammatory" is our love language!
This morning an outing we were on went awry. Yeah, let's go with awry. Words were said by Grumpy. I waited. More words were said by Grumpy. I waited some more. Rinse, repeat a couple more times. Finally Grumpy says "Don't you have anything to say??" And I say "I'm trying to find a diplomatic way to say that my husband is an *******." I look over out of the corner of my eye and see this ...
All is right in the Mr. and Mrs. Grumpy household ... Lol
13 and 25 are the only sandwiches on the list I'm interested in.
On the other hand, my wife made French onion soup with ham and cheese croissants the other day and it was ridiculously good.
Sounds quite familiar. When we were young my wife and I would start "fighting" at my parents house. Mom would seriously ask us to stop or take it outside, so we would. We'd be rolling and wrestling right in their backyard. No, we weren't kids lol.Oh my ... "Inflammatory" is our love language!
This morning an outing we were on went awry. Yeah, let's go with awry. Words were said by Grumpy. I waited. More words were said by Grumpy. I waited some more. Rinse, repeat a couple more times. Finally Grumpy says "Don't you have anything to say??" And I say "I'm trying to find a diplomatic way to say that my husband is an *******." I look over out of the corner of my eye and see this ...
All is right in the Mr. and Mrs. Grumpy household ... Lol
I can only imagine he meant "criminally minded" to be a backhanded compliment of grudging respect. A term of endearment if you will!Rotflmao! He had a girlfriend for that!
(I kid, I kid ... I am STILL aghast that he would "accuse" me of being "criminally minded" after all these years!
This wouldn’t be near as funny if I didn’t know you two. 
I can only imagine he meant "criminally minded" to be a backhanded compliment of grudging respect. A term of endearment if you will!
Looking back I'm pretty sure he was just in shock that I didn't actually try to collect on that life insurance policy during his recent health "scare" ...
I seriously need to do away with that thread before he gets the idea I was actually worried about him. 
Personalities range from innocent, trusting and naive to "criminally minded", jaded, entrusting and every inch between.
Opposites attract, we need balance. That is how the World works.
Lie to Dr's? I have a cousin, biggest hypochondriac in the World. Whatever you have, she has had it worse or will get it and be worse, so she can explain how easy you had it. Wif had cancer, had surgery and started chemo. She starts having pains, tells Dr she has cancer and needs surgery. Dr does the hysterectomy and tells her she is good to go. No, she MUST have chemo AND radiation. Dr refuses and she goes to other Dr's.
The last Dr does all kinds of tests and actually discovers a problem. Now, she is scared to death, because she has never heard of whatever it is and doesn't know what to tell the Dr to do to treat her. Lie to Dr? She has done it for years.
Opposites attract, we need balance. That is how the World works.
Lie to Dr's? I have a cousin, biggest hypochondriac in the World. Whatever you have, she has had it worse or will get it and be worse, so she can explain how easy you had it. Wif had cancer, had surgery and started chemo. She starts having pains, tells Dr she has cancer and needs surgery. Dr does the hysterectomy and tells her she is good to go. No, she MUST have chemo AND radiation. Dr refuses and she goes to other Dr's.
The last Dr does all kinds of tests and actually discovers a problem. Now, she is scared to death, because she has never heard of whatever it is and doesn't know what to tell the Dr to do to treat her. Lie to Dr? She has done it for years.
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