"My criminal minded wife" ... 🤨🤨

[El Pablo]

Rotflmao! He had a girlfriend for that!






(I kid, I kid ... I am STILL aghast that he would "accuse" me of being "criminally minded" after all these years! Why, I am pure as the driven snow. Minded, that is ... )

Me too, it’s not an accusation, it’s a well known fact

Get in the kitchen and make that poor man a sammich.

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Um, the tuna sandwich recipe is wrong… it uses the wrong kind of tuna (insert sheepish grin here).

 

[turkeyrun]

Get in the kitchen and make that poor man a sammich.

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[JoeUSooner]

Yeah... long ago, I learned the efficacy of "yes, dear."

 

[BillM]

I stay out of others marital bliss and blunders. I have my own.

I may be crazy, but I ain't stupid! Cops I've known over the years say the easiest way to get yourself killed is interfering in a domestic dispute. Which can be just saying "Hey, folks, what's going on here?"

 

[THAT Gurl]

Yeah... long ago, I learned the efficacy of "yes, dear."

Can you talk to my husband for me??

 

[TwoShoots]

I fail to see the problem here.

 

[Snattlerake]

The one time I met you, I thought ain't no one getting over on this guy. Didn't know you had a background in law enforcement. But maybe as you age you should teach.

Sir,
That is the best compliment I have ever received on a forum.
Thank you!

 

[Snattlerake]

Yeah... long ago, I learned the efficacy of "yes, dear."

No, no, no, get it right!
Yes dear you're right, I love you, let's eat out.
And don't make this mistake

You say, "Guess where I'm taking you to dinner."

 

[turkeyrun]

When we opened our restaurant, told Wif "we should call it I Don't Care."

She says that wasn't a good name.

Told her "it's perfect, everytime I ask you where do we want to eat, you answer I Don't Care."

She was not amused.

 

[T. MIKE SMITH]

Dad would say- stop looking up a horse's b to see what killed it