God, somebody call mausermike and tell him to re-register. I promise I won't troll him.
It's really funny how this petition is a symbol of bravery and independence. I'm a scrawny nerd and I bet I'm more manly and self-sufficient than 87% of the signers of this thing. Buncha overweight, pallid, impotent, androgynous suburban Ned Beattys that would be the first ones buttraped by hillfolk on the Cuhulawasse. What a freaking joke. It means nothing. It literally means nothing. It don't symbolize this that or another; it's not indicative of anything other than heavy metal contamination in Texas' water supply. It's a bunch of waterheads that know how to sign their name. It's disturbing to me that otherwise functional adult men give credence to such sophomoric assclownery. Grow the fawk up and pull your head out of whatever teen fantasy adventure novella you have taken your worldview from.
It's not even limited to Texas signatures. There are signatures from every state in the Union on there.