The OP and many of his responses seem to show many, if not all, of these symptoms. Are trolls passive-aggressive?
"Living with the Passive-Aggressive Man" lists these symptoms:
Ambiguity or speaking cryptically
Fear of competition
Fear of dependency
Fear of intimacy
Often cannot trust
Making chaotic situations
Making excuses
Obstructionism
Procrastination
Sulking
Victimization response: instead of recognizing one's own weaknesses, tendency to blame others for own failures.
GC is laughing his ass off! Says this sounds like "some Stepford wife he knows" ...
Good thing for him I know a joke when I hear it!!