If he fesses up to being a dumbass he will probably get off mostly.
Show a little embarrassed contrition: Please Mr. Judge, I didn't know what I was doing.
Then he can offer to shine the judge's shoes with the oil on his nose. I just don't see another way.
If he wants to be a martyr sitting in jail living on stale bread and cold dog soup, that's another option available to him.
Show a little embarrassed contrition: Please Mr. Judge, I didn't know what I was doing.
Then he can offer to shine the judge's shoes with the oil on his nose. I just don't see another way.
If he wants to be a martyr sitting in jail living on stale bread and cold dog soup, that's another option available to him.