Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

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Sorry if this is a re-post,but it is funny as hell
Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women
And here we go...

#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.


And the Number One reason
Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....

#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun.
 

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Im leaning towards women for two reasons only, they keep they house clean and cook for us men folk. Sure guns can knock the animal down for ya but those women still got to cook it.
 

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