I didn't know we were only relying on a drawstring for support. For that reason alone I don't think anything on the waist would work.
I have heard a hell of a lot of stories about them hospitals. They say it is worse than Cinemax after 11:00 PMHow about what I've linked? Carry a .38/.357 J-Frame or LCR. It would be close enough to your junk that no one at work should be contacting it unless...wait, where do you work?
Kidding, but seriously, AIWB carried close to your man parts should pretty much be a non-issue unless you have to walk through metal detector or get frisked upon entry of your facility.
http://www.socokydex.com/ltx-pre-order-page.html
If that doesnt work consider off body carry like in a backpack. At my old job backpack carry was highly utilized with the backpack in your office/cube despite company policies that dictated otherwise.
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