I don't even know who Mauser Mike is. I was just invoking the spirit of keyboard commandos from the past. I actually carry my phone in my left pocket. I have to wear my shirt tucked in at work and consequently carry a pistol in my front right pocket. It's not ideal or tacticool but I'm working with what I've got. Phone and knife left side, pistol right side.Are you Mauser Mike?
"the most terrifying thing in the world to hear is an AK being racked in the night"