Women know how to seriously screw your world up

[onwmed]

My advice, go to church, check out some single ladies, and then, befriend their dads. Take the ole man fishing, help him with some projects, get to be his buddy. Then ask him about his daughter. Seriously, if he thinks he'll lose a good fishin buddy because his daughter's a nutjob, he'll let ya know.

Well, that's what I did. I should have listened when he told me that I was a "saint" for putting up with her sh@t.

 

[grizzly97]

I've tried to find a good woman at church before. It seems like they are cool at church, but when you see them outside the church, HELLO CRAZY! They just go to church to feel good about themselves and think since they go to church, they can do whatever they want and it's okay. Not saying all church chicks are that way, just all the good real "church women" are already taken. My generation just sucks when it comes to relationships, morals and ethics.

 

[druryj]

That's kinda like my theory that people with handicaped tags are:
A. That way because of their driving.
B. Trying to get you that way with their driving.

Bad analogy... I got a handicap tag because of a wound...not because of my driving...thanks for lumping us all together; I hope you get diarreha and can sit for awhile in "time out" and contemplate your crappy remark..

 

[Perrone]

Bad analogy... I got a handicap tag cause of a wound...not becasue of my driving...thanks for lumping us all together; I hope you get diarreha.

+1 My little brother is handicap because of a birth defect......I hope you don't make it to the bathroom.

 

[druryj]

+1 My little brother is handicap because of a birth defect......I hope you don't make it to the bathroom.

...and when you DO get there, there's no paper left on the roll.

 

[Perrone]

...and when you DO get there, there's no paper left on the roll.

and then you don't realize the seat is up and get your arse wet.

 

[338Shooter]

And you bleed to death from the anus and die.

 

[Perrone]

And you bleed to death from the anus and die.

In other words. Don't mess with handicap people

 

[Blinocac200sx]

You know what chaps me, when I see some 20-somethin hoochie momma in her lexus rollin up on the handicap space, gettin out in her skin tight "Juicy" stretch pants, and shakin her thing all the way inside with no physical impairment whatsoever.

 

[Perrone]

You know what chaps me, when I see some 20-somethin hoochie momma in her lexus rollin up on the handicap space, gettin out in her skin tight "Juicy" stretch pants, and shakin her thing all the way inside with no physical impairment whatsoever.

The pants cut off blood circulation which impairs the brain.....DERP..