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I remember once a bunch of people said this thing that would make me right. But I can't find it anywhere on the internet, but a lot of people you don't know and will never meet agree that they remember it too.

So, I'm right.

Right?
 

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I remember once a bunch of people said this thing that would make me right. But I can't find it anywhere on the internet, but a lot of people you don't know and will never meet agree that they remember it too.

So, I'm right.

Right?

Sooner years ago I worked as a bouncer and one of the bars I worked at was a gay bar. I got along well with most of the people that hung out there including some of the women. One afternoon a bunch of us were just hanging out and one of the ladies was listening to a taped speech by the leader of a women's group that advised it. The reason I remember it so well is because it royally pissed off all of the women in the group I was hanging out with, some of whom had been raped and abused. You do not forget something like that if only because the woman that owned the cassette player smashed it into a tree so hard we had to take her in for stitches when it shattered and cut her hand.

Now you can say no women's group would ever say it and even poke fun at me, but I know I heard it and several women I know including my wife remembers hearing it sometime or other in their life. If I can find it on the web I will post a link but I am not sure that even if I do you will believe it.
 

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Sooner years ago I worked as a bouncer and one of the bars I worked at was a gay bar. I got along well with most of the people that hung out there including some of the women. One afternoon a bunch of us were just hanging out and one of the ladies was listening to a taped speech by the leader of a women's group that advised it. The reason I remember it so well is because it royally pissed off all of the women in the group I was hanging out with, some of whom had been raped and abused. You do not forget something like that if only because the woman that owned the cassette player smashed it into a tree so hard we had to take her in for stitches when it shattered and cut her hand.

Now you can say no women's group would ever say it and even poke fun at me, but I know I heard it and several women I know including my wife remembers hearing it sometime or other in their life. If I can find it on the web I will post a link but I am not sure that even if I do you will believe it.

I've known more lesbians than you have, Rick. Many more lesbians. In fact, I've turned more women into lesbians than you've ever known.
You've known 17 lesbians. I've know 432 lesbians. It's not the sort of thing that a guy forgets. None of those Lesbians ever recall the situation of which you speak.
 

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I've known more lesbians than you have, Rick. Many more lesbians. In fact, I've turned more women into lesbians than you've ever known.
You've known 17 lesbians. I've know 432 lesbians. It's not the sort of thing that a guy forgets. None of those Lesbians ever recall the situation of which you speak.

Dammit, that made me laugh like hell, but I'm not spitting any of this crown royal on my keyboard!
 

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So what have we learned from this thread? Things you pull out your ass caint be expected to impress other people.
Consider the curious case of RickN. He pulled something from out his ath and ezb and the horse doctor were unimpressed.
They were all like "lets reem this guy"

ignernt was late on the sceen but he goes "quit squrirmin son, anybody can tell you dig this stuff"
Juuuuust relax. It's ok. It don't hurt. It don't hurt.

Save a piece o that for poor ignernt.
 

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So what have we learned from this thread? Things you pull out your ass caint be expected to impress other people.
Consider the curious case of RickN. He pulled something from out his ath and ezb and the horse doctor were unimpressed.
They were all like "lets reem this guy"

ignernt was late on the sceen but he goes "quit squrirmin son, anybody can tell you dig this stuff"
Juuuuust relax. It's ok. It don't hurt. It don't hurt.

Save a piece o that for poor ignernt.

And then the lone ranger came in to save Ricks reputation. HHIII OOO Silver!
Thank you very much!
 

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Good Lord, I forgot the silver bullet that a friend gave me when he appeared on the Foreman Scotty Show back in the day. I don't know where its at now.
 

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And then the lone ranger came in to save Ricks reputation. HHIII OOO Silver!
Thank you very much!
Not a big deal. For Rick, this is water off a duck's back. Rick will be producing something else from his fundament in no time at all. He'll do so unashamedly, and he'll explain it in a very reasonable way. Thats why we love him, and that's why we pile on in an effort to crush the life out of him. It isn't personal.
 
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