Boots with shorts?

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Big_McLargehuge

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Grown men should not wear short pants outside of excercise, swimming, their own property or similar situations. Restaurant? No. We are not little German boys.

The long cargo short trend (halfway between knee and ankle) is terrible. And the only alternative you see is the old men in short shorts with weird hairless legs. I'll sadly never forget the first old man scrotum I saw like a dying baby bird at a burger joint because an old man crossed his legs. *shudders*.

I prefer cowboy boots and sundresses on women to boots & shorts. It doesn't look quite as much like a Kenny Chesney audience and I find skirts and dresses sexier anyways. YMMV

No. Sorry. I'm from the North. It's way too damn hot here to NOT wear shorts.
 

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I sometimes where jean shorts and low rise work boots out in my shop an the wife makes fun of me. I'm not going for a job interview, I'm in my shop turning wrenches!


She may be laughing just because of the Jorts, not necessarily the combo of Jorts and boots.
 

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What pisses me off are the "faux redneck" kids (sometimes early 20s...never older) who TUCK THEIR JEANS IN to their ****** cowboy boots. With their rolled bill rebel flag caps and ridiculous-sized skoal pinches. I grew up around real cowboys. They would first think it was an accident or you were hungover, second laugh you down, and the third time knock sense into you. Most of them wore lace up ropers anyways except to go out. None would walk around the grocery store with pants in boots.
There is a guy at work that does that chit. He is far from a cowboy. He may have hauled hay once in his life.
 

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What pisses me off are the "faux redneck" kids (sometimes early 20s...never older) who TUCK THEIR JEANS IN to their ****** cowboy boots. With their rolled bill rebel flag caps and ridiculous-sized skoal pinches. I grew up around real cowboys. They would first think it was an accident or you were hungover, second laugh you down, and the third time knock sense into you. Most of them wore lace up ropers anyways except to go out. None would walk around the grocery store with pants in boots.

AHHH yes ...Vaccaros...Caballeros, would Never be caught with theyre boots un polished

Rednecks...we dont give two squirts of piss, whether we put our boots or our shorts on first...just Git Them doggy's rollin, rollin , rollin

And hey who ever said... its too easy to piss in them....its just custom fitting and tick control....Heyaw...
 

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