Neat Idea For You Old Fellas

[TheDoubleD]

If this thingcan launch 25 lbs of hog pellets into the fish pond it can sure take care of little ole me in ash form.

 

[O4L]

Any old coffee can will work for me. Just add a little bourbon and it will be just right.

 

[Snattlerake]

I'm thinking I'll have my ashes be tree fertilizer. I'll grow big and strong inside the tree.

Years later, they'll clear cut the area, and my area is assigned to go to the toilet paper factory. I'm just hope'n that they make me into cheap 1 ply TP, 'cause I don't wanna take chit off youse guys a second time!

I thought with the stuff you smoke you would make great POTash.

 

[BobbyV]

My grandpa could've probably been buried in a big ol Prince Albert tobacco can . . . and been just fine with it.

 

[Snattlerake]

Wifey always said she's burying me upside down so people can kiss my ___. That, or use it as a bicycle rack.

 

[aarondhgraham]

There is a place that will load your ashes into 12 gauge shotgun shells.

It's called Holy Smoke

Click here please,,,

Aarond

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[ignerntbend]

There’s a place that’ll release your ashes in a coffee can from Ralph’s.
The bereaved can distribute the remains as they will.

 

[Aries]

I just want my epitaph to read:

"Would you take a step back please? You're standing on my head."

 

[jakeman]

Any old coffee can will work for me. Just add a little bourbon and it will be just right.

Stir it around and make a nice think paste, and then use it for mortar mix it the construction of a brick **** house. Then people can say I was built into a brick **** house. I think that would suit me just fine. I'm mostly full of it anyway.

 

[O4L]

I just want my epitaph to read:

"Would you take a step back please? You're standing on my head."

I want mine to say "I told you I was sick!".