Alright you miserable people listen up

[RidgeHunter]

ROFL! Hey was that dude at :54 preggers?

That's a body you too can have if you start a steady diet of cheap beer and chips, and add a sleep schedule of 4:00 a.m. until the afternoon sun wakes you up. I always like how heavily tattooed dudes spend every waking moment debating whether or not now is a good time to take their shirt off. The rules are complicated. Dive bar at 7:00 p.m? Weird. Dive bar at 9:00 p.m. when the band plugs in? FINALLY I CAN TAKE MY SHIRT OFF

I used to be all I'm-too-hip-to-be-ironic when people play these songs and stand around shaking my head. Twice in the last two weeks I've caught myself singing and dancing to corny songs in public. I'm getting soft. Or I'm drinking more than I used to. That said if poop rallies for a ban on them, I'll get behind it. I trust his leadership.

 

[Johnny]

Thanks for the reminder.

 

[RidgeHunter]

You're welcome.

 

[Cavedweller]

What about this?

Ironically that was a voter registration party and literally it was...a party...in the USA.

 

[Johnny]

You're welcome.

Not you......Poopgiggle. Unless you are Poopgiggle, then thanks RidgeHunter via Poopgiggle.

 

[RKM]

I'm going Chicago style this year....got all my pets and deceased relatives signed up to vote.

 

[Shootin 4 Fun]

I've met the Ridge, he's a social misfit for sure.

 

[HMFIC]

That's a body you too can have if you start a steady diet of cheap beer and chips, and add a sleep schedule of 4:00 a.m. until the afternoon sun wakes you up. I always like how heavily tattooed dudes spend every waking moment debating whether or not now is a good time to take their shirt off. The rules are complicated. Dive bar at 7:00 p.m? Weird. Dive bar at 9:00 p.m. when the band plugs in? FINALLY I CAN TAKE MY SHIRT OFF

I used to be all I'm-too-hip-to-be-ironic when people play these songs and stand around shaking my head. Twice in the last two weeks I've caught myself singing and dancing to corny songs in public. I'm getting soft. Or I'm drinking more than I used to. That said if poop rallies for a ban on them, I'll get behind it. I trust his leadership.

I'm far too old and picky to drink cheap beer these days...

I'd say you are probably getting soft and maybe drinking more than you use to, but the deck is stacked too. The hard part is that the music moguls have figured out the precise formula for keeping a nonsensical stream of perfectly delicious notes crammed into our skulls 24/7. They're like the Walter White of the radio world, carefully selecting songs of just the right pitch, frequency, ratio and musical algorithms to set a flood of serotonin loose upon our senses. Yeah science!

 

[Keelty]

harrumph!

 

[MLR]

I don't want other folks to vote. Most of them are idiots.

Michael