Lol, no kiddin' ... we had a white '91 Taurus wagon for a while, and it's amazing how many of those were in large parking lots.There's no way we could have a camo car. We have enough trouble finding the white jeep in a parking lot.
However... the front crosspiece was missing from the luggage rack (we got it used), and that helped identify it. With just the rear one in place, it looked kinda like a spoiler on top...
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