Can I buy CS gas legally?

[reddog1]

Thats funny farmer!

 

[druryj]

You will get a country boy ass whoopin if you know what I mean. Could I drive one of youre tractors?

Oh man I am so glad to see MDP is back! I love these threads! We go from dog-gassin' to country-boy ass-whoopins' to 55- gallon drums to tractor-drivin' and my head just spins and spins! How you been doin' MDP? Life all good except for them nasty little barkin' dawgs? Why doncha try lightin' farts at em? That always has worked well for me. Shuts the nasty little boogers right up. What kinda dawgs are they anyway? I had a parakeet once too but the little bastid flew into the window and broke his head. I don't think mine was too bright. His name was Ernie. I liked him a lot. I was gonna cook him but there wasn't much meat and it made the toaster stink anyway. I would also like to drive a tractor. Have you ever driven one? I bet it's fun as ****. I had a yellow belt in Judo when I was little kid so you better not screw with me either.

 

[Cohiba]

Whoa...hold on. I am remiss and stand chastised and rebuked!!!

Do not do what I recommended. ..period!! Remember, I am an agnostic, but I thought you were into theology.

So, the answer to your problem...."turn the other cheeck"...correct...in a biblical, Judeo-Christian, theological, sorta sense..right??!!

 

[austin.brown]

WOOHOOO

MDP IS BACK BABY!!!!!!

I wonder how long he will go with out a time out this round?

 

[yukonjack]

I don't remember reading whether you live within a city limit. If you do, invest in an emergency whistle..it must be an emergengy whistle or air horn...one with a louder decibel rating than a regular whistle.

Every time the dog (s) bark, go outside next to the fence seperating you and the dog (s). Blow whistle or use an airhorn...each and every time. It is a non lethal way to prevent barking. It will "remind" your neighbor of the unwanted noise while training the dog to stop and if the police are called...ask them how to control chronic barking....you thought a whistle or airhorn would be an excellent deterrent. ..nonlethal, nonviolent, and a reminder to the neighbor of their initial problem.

I never thought about that. We've used the airhorns to drive off pesky bears and moose but never thought about using it on dogs. I don't advocate using bear spray on dogs.

 

[Coded-Dude]

I never thought about that. We've used the airhorns to drive off pesky bears and moose but never thought about using it on dogs. I don't advocate using bear spray on dogs.

what about bug spray? i kid i kid....

 

[reddog1]

what about bug spray? i kid i kid....

lmmfao

 

[yukonjack]

what about bug spray? i kid i kid....

I don't know? I have heard that some people up here are using wasp spray in place of bear spray and are reporting that it's effective. I probably wouldn't suggest using that unless the dog was being attacked by a swarm of wasps.

 

[twoguns?]

what about bark spray? i kid i kid....

fized..

 

[twoguns?]

You are desecrateing youre temple.

you mis understand ...I'm puttin the vape on tha CS.....While I do my Yoga
Healthy And Tasty....ya'huuu