Cops: "Till we get there, scream, make noise and flee from your home."

[OkieGentleman]

 

[toehanus]

Be careful with those...they will damage your hearing. Hopefully they will be banned soon. Better to just vomit on command if you're being attacked.

I wonder if bulimics have a lower incidence of rape.

@toehanus

 

[flatwins]

Me too. Dang thing is loud!!!

Plus you never know when it is going to go off on its own and harm innocent children. I've also heard they can easily be converted to full-auto.

 

[tb556]

I've also heard they can easily be converted to full-auto.

This is true. You just have to know where the secret lever is. And I'll never tell!