So I was sitting on the front porch smoking a cigarette. It was about 11 p.m. and I see two kids walk up to the neighbors house and they start trying to break into the car. I heard their conversation on walk up to the car " naw man skip the caddie let's move to this one it will be easier". I stand up and baddie one says to his buddy " hey someone is over there". I proceed to say What the F*** are you doing then baddie one says we were going to our friends house and I say that's not your F***ing friends house. Long story short I called Johnny law and they picked them up down the road. Got a call for the officer to ask if I saw anything. I was like well yeah I saw them trying to break in, the cop then said do you have cameras and did they break into it I told him no I would have stopped them he just kind of laughed. The funniest part was when I told my wife she said " good thing they didn't try that stuff here, I would hate to have cleaned up after that mess.