Dear Abbey, Dear Abbey

[Hoov]

Dear Rodney,
I don't think I like you anymore...

 

[Free Trapper]

I am what you think I am, are you what you are, or what?

 

[ez bake]

I myself am going through some changes in friends, but mine are imaginary - which might seem like an easier problem to solve, but since these guys are in my head, they just won't take the hint and just let me move on. It's embarrassing when they show up at inopportune times (like when I'm hanging out with my new imaginary friends).

My latest problem is that my new imaginary friends talked me into joining an occult, but the only members are my imaginary friends and me and I'm somehow not the leader of this occult (which seems like it might point out some psychological issues with self-confidence).

Signed,

Drinking the imaginary kool-aid

 

[Hoov]

I just poke them with a Q-tip.