I think it's sad we now live in a world where my future offspring can't ding/dong/ditch without fear of being arrested, or catching double 12 gauge through the door
True dat. Like I said, I've had no problems with them ding dong ditching me, so I'll never call the cops on them for doing so as long as they leave my other property alone. I've also considered hiding out with water balloons just for some quick retaliation. However, we now live in a world where I could be arrested for assault just for returning a prank to a bunch of kids who aren't hurting anybody.
please elaborate........
Just to clarify, my parents didn't raise me that way. This is what all kids called it and I actually hadn't heard of ding dong ditch until I was at least legal smoking age, maybe even drinking age.