Don't touch his junk TSA

[jfssms]

It might be just me,does anyone else think John Tyner was probing TSA security? after all these measures have been well published.

 

[dennishoddy]

to me it's patently STUPID to ignore the obvious. something like 99% of all terrorist events are done by young Muslims. So the OBVIOUS profile to look for is young Muslims. not 65 year old grandma's and 8 year old children... who are treated to enhanced X-rays and grope/pat downs. How ridiculous!!!

sorry... but if you are part of the 99% group of young Muslims. You are the one's that need to treated to X-ray and grope/pat downs.

So in your thinking a 14 yr old child could go through security without a check?
Terrorist are using kids that young and younger as suicide bombers.
Maybe dress terrorist as nuns, or handicapped people in wheelchairs? Nothing is beyond the terrorist mind.

In her stupid liberal thoughts, our impressive homeland security czar is wanting to get a pass, thru TSA security for muslim women.
How stupid is this? Put terrorist into burkas and they get a free pass thru security? BS
Why don't we adopt the same security that Israel has? The most hated country by muslim extremist, yet the safest airline?

 

[Nraman]

It is getting worse, the new policy is to actually putting hands down the pants.
http://www.prisonplanet.com/tsa-now-putting-hands-down-fliers-pants.html

The least they can do is let me choose a female officer.

 

[justinsaneok]

Just so you know they do show your junk, clearly! and the images are stored for biometrics. It is 10 times the radiation of a chest Xray and you and the poor soul who runs the machine all day are unshielded from it. It and the search given for opting out of the scan are unlawful and unconstitutional !!! LOL sheeple just let it happen.

 

[RidgeHunter]

TSA: "We are going to be doing a groin check, I will be placing one hand on your hip and the other on your inner thigh. Then I will slowly go up and slide down, two times in the front and two times in the back."

Tyner:

ETA: The above would make an awesome T-shirt, if I do say so myself.

 

[PUMPKIN]

I was wondering why the x-ray chick wanted my number.

 

[donner]

Just so you know they do show your junk, clearly! and the images are stored for biometrics. It is 10 times the radiation of a chest Xray and you and the poor soul who runs the machine all day are unshielded from it. It and the search given for opting out of the scan are unlawful and unconstitutional !!! LOL sheeple just let it happen.

Just so everyone is clear, though. Only one of the two types of machines uses x-rays. The other uses radio waves, which pose no health risk from radiation.

 

[348]

TSA: "We are going to be doing a groin check, I will be placing one hand on your hip and the other on your inner thigh. Then I will slowly go up and slide down, two times in the front and two times in the back."

Tyner:

ETA: The above would make an awesome T-shirt, if I do say so myself.

"Don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a ****. Plus it's your fault, you were rubbin' my butt"

 

[TroyF]

I've gotta go with if you don't want to be subject to these security measures, however effective/ineffective, don't fly.

And speaking as someone who has patted down thousands of people....believe me, it is just as uncomfortable as it is on the other side. But it's the job.

 

[RidgeHunter]

I'm sorry, but immature jokes are the only way to bring to light how ridiculous this entire story is. I mean, every time I turned on the radio in the car today I heard the phrase "touch my junk". On the news.
These are some of the funniest lines to be heard on the news since the PMRC and the Clinton /Lewinsky scandal had politicians reading explicit lyrics and reporters using graphic sexual language in serious voices. (Ed Bradley: Was he....aroused???)

It has made for some great pop culture catch phrases, though. Move over "Where's the beef?"

-"So, what are we doing this weekend?"
-"We are going to be doing a groin check, I will be placing one hand on your hip and the other on your inner thigh. Then I will slowly go up and slide down, two times in the front and two times in the back."

-"Go ahead and put on this gown and I'll be back in a minute."
-"OK, but if you touch my junk I'll have you arrested."