Getting out of a wedding

[HarryBear]

Say you have COVID it works for everything.

 

[JH47]

A friend from Arkansas said it's illegal to marry your (first) cousin in Arkansas, but it's not illegal in California.

That might explain some things...

They only pass cousin marrying laws where marrying cousins became a problem.

 

[okierider]

Now, with all the above stated, I wonder just how long hunting season is, and would it be such a horrible thing to miss maybe a day or two?

Yes!!!

 

[Snattlerake]

Depends - are you single? Could get lucky at the reception

Women sure get horny at weddings. If you really want to score, bring a puppy.

 

[CHenry]

I don't know, are you so "self-important" that you can't give up a little of your precious time to show respect to a family member (or friend for that matter) If they invited you, it's a pretty good indication that thay would like for you to be part of an important event in their lives.

They*

 

[CHenry]

Women sure get horny at weddings. If you really want to score, bring a puppy.

or a baby

 

[CHenry]

Tell em you have covid at the last minute. You wont be welcome at all.

 

[Oklahomabassin]

Now, y’all, my wife is from Arkansas, so I can ask this. If you get dee-vorced, can you still call her sis even though she’s your ex?


I kid you not, I’ve been to family events with her in Arkansas and her dad had three ex-wives, and ex-gf and a current gf there. All at the SAME time, same family function like Christmas /Easter/etc. And ain’t nobodies were kilt!

They are family!

 

[Glock 'em down]

Women sure get horny at weddings. If you really want to score, bring a puppy.