How to destroy a police department

[swampratt]

My friend married this gal and I was asking the kids of theirs simple problems.
What weighs more a pound of feathers or a pound of lead.

The girl got it and the boy thought for a bit and then got it and went and asked his mother
my buddies wife.
She said : I am not good with math I do not know.
The daughter tried to explain it to her and mom got a little flustered and said I told you I am not good with math leave me alone with math problems.

We all looked at each other and I then realized why my buddy married her.

 

[SoonerP226]

I don't know what the NPD guys were making on the job, but off-duty assignments always pay much more than whatever we got for working on-duty. Sad but true fact.

My recollection is that $16/hour wasn’t far off from their regular pay, but that’s far enough back that I wouldn’t guarantee that.

 

[Gadsden]

My recollection is that $16/hour wasn’t far off from their regular pay, but that’s far enough back that I wouldn’t guarantee that.

We made really good money working extra jobs, well over double what we made hourly as patrol officers. The only times I wondered if it was worth it AND if I was actually in my right mind when I agreed to work it was if it was a quinceañera. Those started off well enough but, more often than not, turned out to be a gigantic PITA as the night wore on.

 

[CanadianRiverRat]

Just think......some day a child might bring her to school for "show & tell".

 

[Lowlife]

 

[El Pablo]

You would think they should have kept her on and advertised. I bet the incil crowd would have been applying to that department.

 

[Roadking Larry]

Looks to me like that fine young officer was just following the Kamala Harris career advancement plan

 

[PanhandleGlocker]

Looks to me like that fine young officer was just following the Kamala Harris career advancement plan

Then she should have been sleeping with the Attorney General

 

[Roadking Larry]

Then she should have been sleeping with the Attorney General

Got to work your way up the chain of command

 

[elwoodtrix]

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