You'd rather jack off a bobcat with a hand full of cuckle burrs, in a phone booth, than mess with druryj.
I'm so tough I can play the violin with a piano.
Crop circles are my way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*ck down.
I'm so tough, If you play Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you will hear me banging your sister
Crop circles are my way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*ck down.
I'm so tough, If you play Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you will hear me banging your sister
I performed my own vasectomy using my Randall #1, a cigar torch and a bottle of 12 year old Jameson.
I wipe my butt with 240 grit.
I'm so tough I eat steak at every meal and sometimes I forget to kill the cow.
I'm so tough I go to the range without all my operator gear on.
I'm so tough I retrieve targets during live fire
I'm so tough, when I was in Long Beach (a few weeks ago) at a comedy club, when the comic asked who voted for Trump...I raised my hand.
