How Tough Are You?

[druryj]

I'm so old and tough that when my wife goes to a store and tries on clothes I hold her purse for her and as old as I am it doesn't bother me a bit, Used to though but when one gets old some things don't matter as much as they used to....

Well, as long as it at least somewhat matches your shoes...


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[steelfingers]

Suffer bruises and contusions much? lol

No. But my dinner always smells like cow manure.

 

[kwaynem]

I'm so tough I once let Hillary give me a sponge bath. (Man Hands)))))))

Lmf#$

 

[Pinkpantywearer]

Compared to Trumps hands everyone has man hands

 

[Pinkpantywearer]

I am so tuff I went to a Hillary speech and didn't go running screaming out of the room. And I didn't punch her that's a lot of self restraint

 

[tomthebaker]

Hillary calls ME whenever she needs dirty deeds done

 

[MadDogs]

Hillary calls ME whenever she needs dirty deeds done

Welcome to my "watch list"!

 

[Rod Snell]

I am so tough I made it all the way through the IDPA match today with the 2017.2 rules without falling down on the new fault lines, and I didn't have the worst score, even after shooting a hostage---she shouda ducked, anyway......

 

[Cohiba]

I'm so tough...when I do a push up I dont lift myself up; I push the Earth down.


You know how kids will pee their name in snow? Well, I'm so tough...I pee my name in concrete.


I'm so tough...I don't need a wrist watch. I decide what time it is!!!

 

[Wheel Gun]

When I need to act tough, I ask my wife if I can and she ALWAYS tells me yes. That's how tough I am.