Observations

[Hobbes]

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?


OK ..... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the 'Jags' and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the 'Bucs,' what does that make the Tennessee Titans?

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea does that mean that one enjoys it?

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

 

[vvvvvvv]

Way to let the air out, man! It's a joke! I'm just tryin' to keep it light. It's FRIDAY!

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Different senses of humor. (Mine was meant as a joke, too.)

 

[gillman7]

What do they pack Styrofoam in to ship it?

If sign makers go on strike, what do they carry on the picket line?

Why don't sheep shrink when they get wet?

 

[Old Fart]

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea does that mean that one enjoys it?

Eweeeeeee yuk.

 

[vvvvvvv]

If 94% of statistics are made up 71% of the time, are 6% of statistics true 29% of the time?

 

[vvvvvvv]

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

Pubes?

 

[Mos Eisley]

A few more after going to lunch...

Do I have to speak Spanish to work at McDonalds?

Why do fast food joints get away with showing a pic of the best looking burger ever, but give you something that looks like they plucked it out of the garbage?

Why do I always get the fat one?

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[Danny Tanner]

Ok, this one needs a disclaimer.

This is only a comment regarding stereotypes, not an honest racial remark.

Why are all Taco Bell employees black and all KFC employees Mexican?

 

[vvvvvvv]

Do I have to speak Spanish to work at McDonalds?

You have to speak Spanish to order at the one on McArthur and I-40...

 

[BadgeBunny]

You have to speak Spanish to order at the one on McArthur and I-40...

I was told by a couple of employees at the Taco Bueno at 23rd and MacArthur that I should be able to speak Spanish if I wanted to order something there.

When I asked for the manager a non-English speaking gentleman came out from the back.

The only English speaking employee they had (a very handsome, very polite young black man) offered me the phone number for corporate and said "Help me ..."

I did just that as soon as I got home.