Observations

[vvvvvvv]

I was told by a couple of employees at the Taco Bueno at 23rd and MacArthur that I should be able to speak Spanish if I wanted to order something there.

When I asked for the manager a non-English speaking gentleman came out from the back.

The only English speaking employee they had (a very handsome, very polite young black man) offered me the phone number for corporate and said "Help me ..."

I did just that as soon as I got home.

Yeah, it was my first time there. I was going to a meeting in the neighborhood and decided to stop for lunch. I was surprised that the place was almost empty at 12:30PM on a Tuesday. Then I learnt why...

It's really bad when you start to order and you get told "No habla engles" (or however you spell it)

 

[Jefpainthorse]

If oranges are orange why arent banannas yellows?

 

[cowadle]

I wonder. do packages of products sold in mexico have English printed as a second language? Uh Oh here is another. is there a McDonalds in Mexico where the employees except one only speak English?

 

[cowadle]

what if I said I knew shine ola but didn't know ****? If you were going to pour pee out of a boot,why would they put the instructions on the heel?

 

[4play]

If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?

How old do you have to be before it can be said you died of old age?

Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic?

If a girl with large breasts works at Hooters, does that mean a girl with one leg works at IHOP

 

[Seth247]

Ok, this one needs a disclaimer.

This is only a comment regarding stereotypes, not an honest racial remark.

Why are all Taco Bell employees black and all KFC employees Mexican?

I went to popeyes a few weeks ago and now that you mention it, every person behind the counter was Hispanic.

 

[WhiteyMacD]

This is obviously WhiteyMacD bashing!

 

[Mos Eisley]

This is obviously WhiteyMacD bashing!

Just spreadin' some love.

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[Seth247]

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?

 

[WhiteyMacD]

Why is it when someone presents a plausible counter-argument to an argument, the original presenter wants to conisder their argument the only plausible argument. Thus negating the reason to call it an argument or even a discussion. Wouldnt one not be arguing, but instead presenting an opinion and treating it as fact? If opinion is treated as fact and we dont share the same opinion, then are facts ambiguously subjective. Would the mere practice of discussion and/or argument become an exercise in futility?

Does the pope really poop in the woods or does a bear really wear a funny hat?

I say ask not what rhetoric can do for you, but what rhetoric can do for the masses.

Define the word, "The".

























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