OHP rubbed me the wrong way today

[338Shooter]

I'm 12 years old and what is this?

 

[HMCS(FMF)Ret.]

I always say "I'm headed back to Motel 6 to meet your wife". Then the LEO drags me from my VW bug (the one with the daisy holder on the dash) and beats me unconscious, while laughing hysterically at my feeble attempt at humor.

 

[justinsaneok]

I'm sorry, Bruce. These boys get that syrup in 'em, they get all antsy in their pantsy.

Keep those dogs on a leash.