OHP rubbed me the wrong way today

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BadgeBunny

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I long for the day when my life is so simple that this kind of stuff bothers me.

Quoted for truth. :disappoin

What is wrong with you people?

If they are out doing their job they aren't do it right. If they are in a parking lot doing paperwork, they aren't doing their job right. If they take a break to get lunch, they aren't doing their job right. If they pull you over for breaking a law you know exists and give you a ticket, they aren't doing their job right. If they give someone else a warning, they aren't doing their job right. If they aren't on your front porch 10 minutes BEFORE a crime is commited they aren't doing their job right. It they taz somebody, they should have shot him. If they shoot somebody, they should have tazed them ... It they talk to you they shouldn't have, if they don't talk to you they should have ...

Now, I ain't no rocket scientist, but I am starting to see a pattern here ... Some people ...

ETA: wow ... six pages ... wonder which one of the local JBTs got you guys all riled up?? **off to see who the trouble maker was** lol
 

WhiteyMacD

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Quoted for truth. :disappoin

What is wrong with you people?

If they are out doing their job they aren't do it right. If they are in a parking lot doing paperwork, they aren't doing their job right. If they take a break to get lunch, they aren't doing their job right. If they pull you over for breaking a law you know exists and give you a ticket, they aren't doing their job right. If they give someone else a warning, they aren't doing their job right. If they aren't on your front porch 10 minutes BEFORE a crime is commited they aren't doing their job right. It they taz somebody, they should have shot him. If they shoot somebody, they should have tazed them ... It they talk to you they shouldn't have, if they don't talk to you they should have ...

Now, I ain't no rocket scientist, but I am starting to see a pattern here ... Some people ...

ETA: wow ... six pages ... wonder which one of the local JBTs got you guys all riled up?? **off to see who the trouble maker was** lol

Hey! I like to pertind ahm a reech fellar. I don wunt mah publick servents trahin ta make small talk with me. That thar is aboov thar stashun in life.
 

BadgeBunny

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Hey! I like to pertind ahm a reech fellar. I don wunt mah publick servents trahin ta make small talk with me. That thar is aboov thar stashun in life.

Hell ... I am not even halfway through the thread and I found a couple more than should be added to the list ...

I shall add "If they are standing one way, they should have stood another." and if They use one tone of voice, they should have used another" to the list.
 

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Hell ... I am not even halfway through the thread and I found a couple more than should be added to the list ...

I shall add "If they are standing one way, they should have stood another." and if They use one tone of voice, they should have used another" to the list.

Yer, all mah servents shood be all standin with thar backs strate, sholdurs back, nees slotly bent, with thar hands bah thar sides. Shood only speek to me in a monatone voyce too.

Dern publick servents! Better start leernin thar stashun in life.
 

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