Opposite Sex Friends in the Bible Belt

[CHenry]

I don't know a single, solitary married couple that hasn't, at some time during their relationship, looked at each other and thought "WTF was I thinking??" GC and I do it all the time ...we are to the point now that we can't even have a good fight anymore ... **sigh**

I have never thought that. Seriously. But I suppose I still could someday 8/

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[turkeyrun]

The wife is always saying to me about this girlfriend or that? I just look at her and 'play' dumb. We have been talking about something at work and daughter walk up. She will ask what we are talking about and wife will say, "Your Dad's girlfriend.".

People keep saying "you can't fix stupid", I hope someone finds a fix for it soon....

stupid is a blood condition caused by low levels of lead. A 230gr .45 cal injection accurately placed right between the eyes WILL cure stupid. This has NOT been approved my the AMA, unfortunately.



A good friend (male) and I had gone turkey hunting. We made a trip to town on Sunday morning. He had 3 qts of motor oil and some groceries. I had gone to get a case of sodas. Walking to the register, I seen the cute, lil blonde cashier flirting with him. I walk up and put my arm around him and kiss him on the cheek saying, "Honey, is 3 qts of oil enough to fry that turkey?"

The look on her face was PRICELESS until I saw his.

 

[smcgee10]

I was in the same situation once. My friend set me up with my girlfriend. My girlfriend told me "Friend are friends. Buddies screw each other. If you 2 ever become buddies I will kill both of you!"

 

[FullAuto]

I was in the same situation once. My friend set me up with my girlfriend. My girlfriend told me "Friend are friends. Buddies screw each other. If you 2 ever become buddies I will kill both of you!"

I noticed you said girlfriend and not girlbuddy.

My condolences.