A former co-worker went to see the Eagles when they played Texas Stadium during their "Hell Freezes Over" tour. She said she broke her ankle on the stadium step while going to her seat, but it didn't matter, because as soon as the lights went down about 15,000 joints got lit, and nobody was feeling any pain within minutes...
His lawyers are calling his parents, his girlfriend doesn't know what to think
His partners are studying their options, he's just singing and ordering drinks
