Potential Walmart greeter

[Aries]

An older retired gentleman gets hired as a Walmart greeter. He loves the job, everyone loves him, the customers all smile when he greets them, he is great... except he has a habit of showing up about 20 minutes late for work too often.

The supervisor finally calls him in and says, "We love your work, the employees love you, the customers love you, you have a great attitude and do a great job. But you have to stop being late occasionally, if I let you get away with that ALL the employees will expect to do that. It has to stop."

The older gentleman says, "You're right. That's always been one of my flaws, it's just a bad habit and I need to work on it."

The supervisor says, "What did they say to you at your last job when you showed up late like that?"

The gentleman said, "They usually just said, 'Good morning, General. May I get your coffee for you sir?'"

 

[GlockPride]

 

[Snattlerake]

Was the woman to the left of the store owner (the guy who shot the perp) about to draw, herself? Looked like she was reaching into her waistband when the shooting started, and she decided not to.

FAFO, indeed.

I saw that too.

And wussyman next to her, "Owwwwww!" "That's too looooouuuuud!" "Don't do thaaaaaat."

 

[Snattlerake]

Was the other girl in the glasses shot? Kind of looked like she was grabbing her abdomen area and then fell.

She was going for her gun.

 

[GorillaG]

Wouldn’t the owner actually have to demonstrate his tackling skills in order to be a receipt checker, er, I mean greeter?

I possess a spectacular "resting biotch face" so I never get asked for my receipt...

 

[KroyWen]

The perp seemed like he was too casual. What’s that about? Didn’t even watch his 9:00 ? 1st job ? On drugs ?

 

[ConstitutionCowboy]

The perp seemed like he was too casual. What’s that about? Didn’t even watch his 9:00 ? 1st job ? On drugs ?

It's a lack of training available in his chosen trade. It's on-the-job-training or find other work. (Could be a lack of mentorship.........)

Woody

 

[OK Corgi Rancher]

I don't know about anyone else, but I've never seen someone so nonchalant about firing 6 rounds into a dude committing a robbery.

The taqueria guy down in Houston a year or so ago was pretty cool, too.

 

[GorillaG]

I don't know about anyone else, but I've never seen someone so nonchalant about firing 6 rounds into a dude committing a robbery.

The taqueria guy down in Houston a year or so ago was pretty cool, too.

Yeah I was wondering if maybe it was all fake. They got 20 million worth of free advertising. It's Brazil though, I've seen a lot of vids where people try to carjack someone or rob them at gunpoint and get theirselves blown away. It happens here all the time so not that surprising it happens other places. Maybe they don't have draconian gun laws.

 

[ConstitutionCowboy]

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If birds of a feather flock together, who knows what can happen. Just saying ........

Woody