And talking snakes to dirt men and rib women isn't?
And talking snakes to dirt men and rib women isn't?
If equal representation is the argument, shouldn't the proposed monument be a list of satanic commandments? It's like they admit 'Oh crap, we have nothing positive to contribute, so we'll just build a goat' in response.
Even if I'm agnostic, the 10 commandments contain secular value. The goat is more player-hating on Christians than an expression of personal prerogatives.
Even if I'm agnostic, the 10 commandments contain secular value. The goat is more player-hating on Christians than an expression of personal prerogatives.
According to ChurchofSatan.com, these are the 11 Satanic Rules:
Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
Do not harm little children.
Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.
Sounds like a pretty peaceful, respectful religion. Perhaps a monument with their rules wouldn't be a bad idea.
What's the mating signal? It pains me to think of possible opportunities missed!!
Aha, gotcha. In that case I guess my wife's would be "OK, but hurry up! Dancing with the Stars comes on at 7".
Kinky broads!
It's not just with your wife ... It's with married women everywhere ...
If you guys are wondering and she crawls into bed next to you smooth as a baby's behind, you should wonder no more ... 
I've been known to set "time limits" ... It keeps things from dragging on ... and on ... and on ... 
d WHAT?!?!!? You guys think us girls LIKE it when you take FOREVER ?!?!?! Pfft ... that's a myth perpetrated by the Porn Stars of America Guild ... What we like is for you to be "efficient and effective" ... Just because you don't doesn't mean that others don't...
