should I be so agitated?

[been]

before i met my wife and was wild, whenever i saw employees no matter what store i was in i would take my shirt and place it over the largest thing i saw acting like i was going to steal it, all while staring straight at them and winking. On a couple of occasions at wal mart when the lp guys would follow me i would get a bunch of stuff and then when i got to the door and they were ready to grab me i would say oh yeah here you go i almost forgot i had this stuff. Thanks and have a great day. Always makes them have the stare of stupidity. Of course now if i did this i would be running to the lp guys to save me from my wife and her purse of doom.

i will try this