Ha!
A friend / co-worker and I were at his Dad's house, helping clean up a downed tree, after a hurricane. Mark's Dad was head of the English Dept at the local College.
Cutting a large limb, it snapped off and crashed down on Mark's foot. "F***!" echoed through the neighborhood.
Mark's Dad, "Son, language is sign of intelligence. That sort of language shows a weak, uneducated mind."
Mark laughed, "no, I'm sorry, Dad, but sometimes F*** is the ONLY acceptable response."
A friend / co-worker and I were at his Dad's house, helping clean up a downed tree, after a hurricane. Mark's Dad was head of the English Dept at the local College.
Cutting a large limb, it snapped off and crashed down on Mark's foot. "F***!" echoed through the neighborhood.
Mark's Dad, "Son, language is sign of intelligence. That sort of language shows a weak, uneducated mind."
Mark laughed, "no, I'm sorry, Dad, but sometimes F*** is the ONLY acceptable response."