This Is From My Mexican Daughter-In-Law

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Tell her this one. :rollingla

Coffee cup...what you drink coffee from.

Tea cup...what you drink tea from.

Pee cup...what a Mexican drives.
Did you hear the one about the two Messkins who were walking down the road and got hit by a pick up. The cop who arrived asked them where they were going. When he told his boss he thought they were headed back to Mexico. Boss asks "Why?"...Because they kept saying " Sunny Beaches."

Then the old one everybody knows....What did Sam Houston say to Davy Crockett when they saw all the Messkins headed for the Alamo? "Didnt know we were pouring concrete today, Davy."
 


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