This Is From My Mexican Daughter-In-Law

[Glock 'em down]

Tell her this one.

Coffee cup...what you drink coffee from.

Tea cup...what you drink tea from.

Pee cup...what a Mexican drives.

 

[L.C.]

Tell her this one.

Coffee cup...what you drink coffee from.

Tea cup...what you drink tea from.

Pee cup...what a Mexican drives.

That’s funny right there

 

[Fyrtwuck]

I’ll probably get in trouble for this, but,

You know why there’s no vampires in Mexico?

Every time they bite someone they get the sh**s for a week.

 

[CHenry]

I had some homemade tamalies last night. Very delicious and nutritious.